D Bartender, i really did it this time Dmaj7 broke my parole to have a good time G when i got home it was 6 a.m. A the door was locked so i kicked it in D She was trippin' on the bills Dmaj7 i think she was high on some pills G she threw my shit out into the yard A called me a bum and smaked me real hard D and in my drunken stupor Dmaj7 I did what i should've never done G now im sittin' here talkin to you A drunk and on the run -Chorus- D I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Dmaj7 waitin' for my ride on the outside G she broke my heart in the trailer park C5 so i jaked the keys to her fuckin' car A crashed that peice of shit and then stepped away (repeat chord progression) you know, moe, i'll probably get ten years so just give me beers till they get here yeah i know the sun is comin up and ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin up but im tryin' to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on the dirt road And everything that i love is gone and I'm tired of hangin' on (Chorus) And now I'm goin' back again back to the pen to see my friends and when we all pile ou that country van they'll ask me where i've been I've been sitting at a bar on the inside waitin' for my ride on the outside she broke my heart in the trailer park so i jacked the keys to her fuckin' car and then stepped away