Verse
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Well my buddy Scotty
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He was feeling kinda down
C
A fork tongued woman
C
Done run him in the ground
D
I took him to the bar
C G
We were scoping the room
Verse
G
We spotted a couple girls
G
And said hey y'all
C
One was a fox
C
The other was a dog
D
So I said Scotty boy
C D
Here's what I'm willin' to do
G
I'll take the ugly one
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The one who looks
C
Just like Atilla the Hun
D
That drug store perm
C G
And them long red hairs on her chin
D
I'll be glad to take
G
One for the team
G
I'm pretty sure you'd
C
Do the same for me
D
Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother
C G
Ain't I a damn good friend
Verse
G
Then Scotty said Ray man
G
We can find two more
C
That homely thing looks like
C
She could chew through a door
D
I'd never expect you to go
C G
And do such an unselfish deed
Verse
G
I said nonsense brother
G
You need to see what its like
C
To get your world rocked
C
By that sweet thing tonight
D
I'll chat up her sidekick there
G D
Don't you worry bout me
G
I'll take the ugly one
G
somebodys daughter's
C
Looking more like a son
C D
How'd she squeeze that behind
G
In them high waisted Wal-Mart jeans
D
I bet shes rocking
G
Granny panties tonight
G
Lord I hope nobody
C
Turns on the lights
D
Yeah I'll take the ugly one brother
G
Aw but buddy you gonna owe me
Bridge
D
Well it turns out old rover's
C
Pretty BFF was having
C G
Herself a pretty bad day
D
And I heard that
C
Ugly thing whisper to her
D
She rolled her eyes my way...
N.C.
You know what she said?
N.C.
She said...
G
I'll take the ugly one
G
You get with scotty there
C
Y'all have fun
D
I'll see how long I can stand
D
This neanderthal man
C G
Girl he ain't no Brad Pitt
D
I better get to
G
Drinking heavier now
G
Won't have to kiss the fool
C
If I pass out
D
Yeah I'll take the ugly one girl
C G
Aw but you better remember this
Outro
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Ouch...
G
Well I reckon thats what I get
G
For being a jackass...