Intro: "Hands together eyes closed don't forget to pick your nose" (G F#) E (G F#) E (G F#) E (G F#) E making bacon making bacon making bacon making bacon Verse: C F C A F C G C .................... a ten inch chopper with a varicose vein making bacon is on my mind Come here baby...quick feel down there and sucka my dick making bacon is on my mind E F Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind C G C making bacon is on my mind Verse: C F C With your see thru knickers you look so neat A F C G C bend over baby gonna give you my meat making bacon is on my mind C F C Get down baby on your hands and knees A F C G C take my danish and give it a squeeze making bacon is on my mind E F Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind C G C making bacon is on my mind BREAK: (G F#) E (G F#) E (G F#) E (G F#) E making bacon making bacon making bacon making bacon A (x 4 bars) (G F#) E (G F#) E making bacon making bacon B (x 2 bars) (G F#) E (G F#) E making bacon making bacon B (x 2 bars) A (x 2 bars) (G F#) E (G F#) E (G F#) E (G F#) E making bacon making bacon making bacon making bacon Verse: C F C hey baby want something to chew A F C G C a deep throat baby is good for you making bacon is on my mind C F C .........for breakfast, dinner and tea A F C G C I'm a pork duke and its good for me making bacon is on my mind E F Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind C G C making bacon is on my mind (G F#) E (G F#) E (G F#) E (G F#) E making bacon making bacon making bacon making bacon