C G#
He scares easily
C G# C G#
It makes him so angry
Gm
At me
C G# C
And his head it spins around
G# C
Just like the exorcist and I
G#
Find it ever so
F
Hard to resist his cries
C A#
But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant
C G#
Waving his pistol in my face
C G#
He wants me right down on my knees
F A#
Crumbling in disgrace
C G# C
But he underestimates my mind
G# F
I know he's messing with my head
G#
My only weakness is
A#
I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead
C F# G#
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Em C F# G#
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
A#
Trigger Happy Jack
You're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off
Before you go
G#
My Trigger Happy Jack is just a
C# A#
Drive by a go-go-go go go
C G# C G# C E A#
C D
And after awhile he calms down
F C
And he looks at me like a prince
G#
But I know I better bite the bullet
A#
Cause it's just another one of his
Jedi mind tricks
C D C
But this ain't no headtrip honey
D C
This is a collision on the road
G#
And you've got me feeling oh just like a roadkill
A#
And you know deep down I know
C F# G#
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
Em C F# G#
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
A#
Trigger Happy Ja?k
You're gonna blow
But I'm gonna get off
Before you go
G#
My Trigger Happy Jack is just a
F#
Drive by a go-go-go
F#
Why do you make me feel like this?
G#
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
F#
Why do you make me feeling like this?
G# C#
Why do you gotta be such a dick?
A#
Go go
C G# C G# C Em A#
C E
And I hate myself
C G# C
Just enough to want him
G# Gm
But I hate him just enough to get off
C G# C
But I understand him
G# C
Maybe I'm just crazy enough
G#
To love him
A#
Why not? (Why not?)
F C F# G#
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
A# F F# G#
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
C F# G#
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
C F# G#
You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being
F C A#m C
You can't talk to a psycho like a - normal human being