A Take the rose bush from my hair A7 D Shake loose all them little thorns E What?s the sprinkler doin? on A So damn early in the morn A Crawlin? home at 5AM D Lord the sidewalk sure is hard E I guess I drank too much again A Help me make it thru the yard Bridge: A7 D I don?t know what?s right or left A I?m too drunk to even stand B Why the devil won?t you help me E Please take your foot off of my hand And put some coffee on the stove We?ll go try to find your car I can?t hack it all alone Help me make it thru the yard And get my lawyer on the phone Help me make it thru the yard