Fm
Good morning worm your honour
The crown will plainly show
Gb/F
The prisoner who now stands before you
Fm
Was caught red handed showing feelings
D
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
C7
This will not do
Call the schoolmaster
Fm
I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honour
G/F
If they'd let me have my way I could
Fm
Have flayed him into shape
Ab
But my hands were tied
Aº
The bleeding hearts and artists
Eb
Let him get away with murder
Let me hammer him today
Fº Fm Cmaj7 C
Crazy toys in the attic I am cra---zy, truly gone fishing
Gm Eb Eº
They must have taken my marbles away
Fº Fm Cmaj7 C
Crazy toys in the attic I am cra---zy
Call the defendants wife
Fm
You little shit, you're in it now
F7/9
I hope they throw away the key
You should have talked to me more often
Fm
Than you did, but no you had to
Go your own way. Have you broken any
Homes up lately?
Db
"Just five minutes Worm your honour
C
Him and me alone"
Fº
Babe
Gm G Cm
Come to mother baby let me hold you
G Cm
In my arms
Ab Aº
M'lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble
Eb/Bb
Why'd he ever have to leave me
Worm your honour let me take him home
Fº Fm Cmaj7 C
Crazy over the rainbow I am cra---zy
Gm
Bars in the window
Eb Eº
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in
Fº Fm Cmaj7 C
Crazy over the rainbow he is cra---zy
Fm
The evidence before the court is
Bbm
Incontravertable, there's no need for
The jury to retire
Fm
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before of
Bbm
Someone more deserving
The full penalty of law
Fm
The way you made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Bbm
Fills me with the urge to defecate
Fm
Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear
Bbm
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers.
Fm Bbm
Tear down the wall.