Verse
G
Kitty Malone sat on a mule
Was riding in style
C
When suddenly, like the sound of a
buzzard's breaking
A7 D7
Kitty felt laser beams being fired at
her head
G
She said, "I hate laser beams
And you never done see me Askin’
C A7 D7
For a UFO, for a UFO, for a UFO
N.C.
In Tomahawk County"
D
Well she kicked the mule
D/C
And it walked the path
D/B D/A
And the aliens fired from behind
D
Till she stopped the mule
D/C
And she kicked the rump
D/B D/A
And the big old mule took a big old dump
Chorus
F C G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out
where you go
F C D
Take your laser beams away
F C G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out
where you go
F C A7 D7
You better stop that laser game
G
Or you'll smell my mule
G
She felt the fire against her neck
And it saddened her to feel it burn
C
When suddenly, like the sound of a
breeding Holstein
A7
Kitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' for
D7
fightin'
N.C.
In Tomahawk County."
D D/C
A little guy from the UFO
D/B D/A
Came on out and said his name was Joe
D D/C
She said, "Come on over for some lemonade
D/B D/A
Just follow me now with the whole brigade"
F C G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out
where you go
F C D
Take your laser beams away
F C G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out
where you go
F C A7 D7
You better stop that laser game
G
Or you'll smell my mule
G
They walked into her cabin shack
They had never seen a southern home
C
And they liked it, better than their UFO
A7 D7
They liked it, they really liked it
D C F
They said, "Here's a place of elegance
G C F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
D C F
Here's a place of elegance
G C F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness
D C F
"Here's a place of elegance
G C F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
D C F
Here's a place of elegance
G C
Here we shower ourselves in-
F C G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out
where you go
F C D
Take your laser beams away
F C G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out
where you go
F C A7 D7
You better stop that laser game
F C G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out
where you go
F C D
Take your laser beams away
F C G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out
where you go
F C A7 D D/C D/B D/A
You better stop that laser game
Outro
G