Intro Two strums on D, one on G, one on D G Let me tell you about my buddy, He's 3,000 years old, C He's wrapped in bandages and covered in mold and debris G My undead mummy and me. G If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye, I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy, C And he'll flee, G From my undead mummy and me. D All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption, Am When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee... G My undead mummy and me, C My undead mummy and me! G My undead mummy and me!