Intro
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T-Series! (Yeah!)
F#m E
It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job!
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I know we had our differences
F#m E
But today, I just wanna tell you
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Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
F#m E
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
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Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
F#m E
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
verse 1
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Ayy, congratulations to your corporation
F#m E
Guess to beat one Swedish boy you need a billion Asians
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Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
F#m E
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
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Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
F#m E
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
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Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
F#m E
Get used to your past being held against you by the media
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I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
F#m E
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
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For legal reasons, that's a joke; For legal reasons, that's a joke
F#m E
For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke
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India, I'm sorry 'bout the memes, you're the best
F#m E
I love my Indian bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
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I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
F#m E
'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi-
D A
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
F#m E
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
D A
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
F#m E
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
Post-Chorus
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Congratulations (Uh)
F#m E
Congratula--tions (It's your big day!)
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Congratulations
F#m E
Congratula--tions (Such a big day)
verse 2
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I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this?
F#m E
T-Series saying, "cease and desist"
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Had a problem with me telling them to "hold their defecation"
F#m E
But, let me educate you silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
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T-Series can eat a dick! (Still not defamation)
F#m E
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs! (Still not defamation)
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Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
F#m E
That's a blatant racist lie; Yeah, but still not defamation!
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India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
F#m E
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
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Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
F#m E
But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
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But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
F#m E
Just hit up, pop some bottles with the nine-year-old army
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Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
F#m E
But we still out there, live it like we 'bout to kamikaze
Bridge
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So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
F#m E
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
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Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
F#m E
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
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Through all the change and controversy you've been by my side
F#m E
There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time
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It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
F#m (end on F#m and fade)
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
D A
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
F#m E
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Party all day, yeah)
D A
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
F#m E
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
Post-Chorus
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Congratulations (Skratter du)
F#m E
Congratula--tions (It's your big day!)
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Congratulations (How fucking lit)
F#m E
Congratula--tions (Such a big day)
Outro
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Congratulations, T-Series!
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You did it! Yatta desu ne
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Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line