C
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
C G
That?s why I drink all the time
G
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
G C
When Im liquored up I like her just fine
C
She wants to tell me where to go, tell me what to do
C G
Tell me what to eat and how loud I can chew
G
She even wants to tell me what thoughts I ought to think
G C
It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink
Chorus
Well she?s such a pretty thing, you?ll think she heaven sent
She?s course and kind, she likes an argument
She can yell all day, she can scream all night
I just sit there and smile as high as a kite
Chorus
This drinkin buddy of mine, he married this girl
Said she?s she was the meanest woman in the world
I saw her pretty picture and I said your poking fun
But then the day I met her I said ?Poor me one ?
Chorus
Bridge:
F C
Well you may look down your nose at me
G C
Think I?m a sorry ole sun of a bee
F C
The only way I?m givin up my drinkin glass
D G
If I can find a way to get her off my ?back
Chorus
Acoustic solo
F C
Put a little brown jug up to my lips
D G
I?m saving our love with every sip
Chorus
Chorus 2:
Well every time when I get sober
She drives me out of my mind
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her
When I?m liquored up I like her just fine
When I?m Liquored up I like her just fine