Am C G Verse1: Am C G Tell me why a lesson in life can come so strong, like a good melody, with a bad song, Am C G when I was a child, my momma tried to get me to understand, I thought it was a man, G Am C but the bottle was her best friend, up until, the day she passed away, G G I cried, I cried, like a baby deep inside Am C G I’d take him out back, show him who I am, whoop his ass cause he ain’t my friend, Em Em Am C G Em that’s the way I would handle it.. if whyskey was a man Verse2: Am C G I sat down, at the bar last night and watched an older man half spent, G Am C they cut him off, told him that was it, he said boy, what do I do, G Am cause I can’t drive and I might, I just might, take a ride with the devil home tonight, C G So I told him, the only thing to do, you only get one chance to make it alright, G yea buddy if I was you, Am C G I’d take him out back, show him who I am, whoop his ass cause he ain’t my friend, Em Em Am C G G that’s the way I would handle it.. if whyskey was a mannn.. whoahhhh.. Bridge: Am C This life’s been good to me, but I’ve learned from what I’ve seen, G G Am If the devil shows up tonight, he better be ready to fight, cause I’ma.. Am C G Take him out back, show him who I am, whoop his ass cause he ain’t my friend, Em Em Am C G Em Am that’s the way I’m gonna handle it.. if whiskey was a man... If whiskey was a man.