Intro
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I, I'm good at wasting time
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I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
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But I'm trying to grow a mustache
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I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
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And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
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Otherwise it smells like feet to me
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And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
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And I love you when you say my na-a-a-a-ame
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If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
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The part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
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everything
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But remember that you asked for it
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I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
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to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
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what lives in my brain
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My heart, will you ask for it
Am
for your perusing?
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At times confusing
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slightly amusing
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Introducing me
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Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
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Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
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La la la la
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La la la la la la la la, da
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I never trust a dog to watch my food
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And I like to use to the word dude
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As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
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And I've never really been into cars
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I like really cool guitars and superheroes
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And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
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I love the sound of violins
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And making someone smi-i-i-i-ile
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If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
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The part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
Em
everything
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But remember that you asked for it
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I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
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to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
Em
what lives in my brain
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My heart, will you ask for it
Am
for your perusing?
Bm
At times confusing
C
Possibly amusing
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Introducing me
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Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
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So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-i-ime
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If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
D
The part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
Em
everything
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But remember that you asked for it
G
I'll try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
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to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
Em
what lives in my brain
C
My heart, will you ask for it
Am
for your perusing?
Bm
At times confusing
C
hopefully amusing
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Introducing me
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Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
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Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
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Do do do doo
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Introducing me