Intro: e|--------------------------------------------------------------- B|--------------------------------------------------------------- G|--------------------------------------------------------------- D|--------------------------------------------------------------- A|---------------------------------------------3----------------- E|-3--6--3-6-3-6--3---3-6-3-6--3---3-6-3-6-3-6---6-5-6----------- G# A# C Little Janie, she wakes up from a dream G# A# C A gun like a jawbone down the waistband of her jeans Oh, yeah G# A# C Mr Sandman, he can recite today's lesson in his sleep G# A# C He says there oughta be some kind of law against me going down the street G# A# C And little Janie pipes up and she says, she says: D F F C We're gonna have a real cool time tonight Yeah, tonight All right G# A# C Down the back of Janie's jeans she had the jawbone of an ass G# A# C Mr Sandman, he runs around the corner G# A# C Trying to head her off at the pass G# A# C He sticks his head over the fence and yells something way too fast G# A# C It's today's lesson, yeah, something about the corruption of the working class G# A# C Little Janie wakes up on the floor and she says D F C We're gonna have a real cool time tonight Come on G# A# C Janie says we're all such a crush of want half-mad with loss G# A# C We are violated in our sleep and we weep and we toss and we turn and we burn G# A# C We are hypnotised we are cross-eyed we are pimped we are bitched G# A# C We are told such monstrous lies G# A# C Janie wakes up and she says D F C We're gonna have a real cool time tonight SOLO-Y BIT G# A# C Mr Sandman, he has a certain appetite for Janie in repose G# A# C He digs her pretty knees and that she is completely naked underneath all her clothes G# A# C He likes to congregate around the intersection of Janie's jeans, yeah G# A# C Mr Sandman the inseminator he opens her up like a love letter and enters her dreams G# A# C Little Janie wakes up and she says D F C We're gonna have a real good time tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight D F C We're gonna have a real good time D F C Come on, come on, come on D F C We're gonna have a real good time