A D Well, my girlfriend's mean. She always treats me wrong. F#m I feel like a limp little kite in the wind, B The way she pulls me along. A D She takes my money (money),she eats all my food. F#m She drank all the milk that I left for my cereal, B Than she had breakfast with another dude. D Well, I don't know why I love her so. E I wanna give her a kiss, but she is slamming the door. D I can't explain what she is doing to me, E (one strum) She gives me an itch but it starts with a B. L: A D I gotta say that this lady's crazy, F#m B She's always treating me like I'm acting shady. A D And lately it's even getting threatning, F#m B She wants to keep me in my room, or inside suspension. A D "Or else I'm gonna kick you out!" Gm B I'm like "Baby, I'm the one who owns this house" A D F#m B T: She's mean, Yeah my girl is mean. A D L: She is a type i've seen in a terrible dream, F#m B She is crazy like a female Charlie Sheen. A D F#m B T: She is mean, Yeah my girl is mean. A D L: She is like a little Hulk that never turned green, F#m B She must feed on the souls of ...... P : A D Well, my girlfriend's mean. She always treats me wrong. F#m I feel like a limp little kite in the wind, B The way she pulls me along. A D She takes my money (money),she eats all my food. F#m She drank all the milk that I left for my cereal, B Than she had breakfast with another dude. D Well, I don't know why I love her so. E I wanna give her a kiss, but she is slamming the door. D I can't explain what she is doing to me, E A She gives me an itch but it starts with a B.