Intro:
Gm C Am Bb
Gm C F
Verso 1:
Gm C F Bb
In Sears and Roebuck, in 1957
Gm C F Bb
In my last life, all good girls would go to heaven
Gm C F Bb
But I've a strangeness, a queer propensity
Gm C F
For twisting the knife too easily
Ponte:
F Adim/Eb Bb/D
When I think I'm getting better
Bbm/Db
I'm just getting worse
F Adim/Eb Bb/D
When I think I've got it made
Bbm/Db C
I am impossibly cursed
G Bb F
When did I become such a bitch?
C G Bb F
And how did I let this happen?
C G
I don't know
Bb F
When did I become such a bitch?
Gm C
I used to be so nice
Instrumental:
Gm C Am Bb
Gm C F
Verso 2:
Gm C
It's like a sickness
F Bb
I'm powerless to stop it
Gm C F Bb
My boring life, my little heart made misanthropic
Gm C F Bb
Don't give me reasons, just give me therapy
Gm C F
But really, just give me what I want
Ponte:
F Adim/Eb Bb/D
When I think I'm getting better
Bbm/Db
I'm evil again
F Adim/Eb Bb/D
When I think I've got it fixed
Bbm/Db C
I have familiar refrains
G Bb F
When did I become such a bitch?
C G Bb F
And how did I let this happen?
C G
I don't know
Bb F
When did I become such a bitch?
Gm C
I used to be so nice
Gm C
Well I used to be alright
Middle 8
D F G D
But I hate everyone and everything all of the time
F
And being so cruel
G
'Cause all the pleasure that I get
My wicked tongue helps me forget
G
Myself and all my foolish ways
Gm C
'Cause being good is just so fucking boring
F Bb Gm C F Bb
La la la it's boring
Instrumental:
Gm C Am Bb
Gm C F
Ponte:
F Adim/Eb Bb/D
When I think I'm getting better
Bbm/Db
I'm just getting worse
F Adim/Eb Bb/D
When I think I've got it made
Bbm/Db
I am impossibly cursed
F Adim/Eb Bb/D
When I think that I'm better
Bbm/Db
I'm worse, yes I am
F Adim/Eb Bb/D
When I think that I'm better
Bbm/Db C
I find that I'm cursed
G Bb F
When did I become such a bitch?
C G Bb F
And how did I let this happen?
C G
I don't know
Bb F
When did I become such a bitch?
C G Bb Bbm
I used to be so nice once upon a time
G Bb F
When did I become such a bitch?
C G Bb F
And how did I let this happen?
C G
I don't know
Bb F
When did I become such a bitch?
Gm C
I used to be so nice
Gm C
Well I used to be alright
Outro:
Gm C Am Bb
Gm C F