Verso 1: G Cm Heidi, there are things you couldn't possibly know C G It's a race of angels, a line in the snow G Cm A flame in the dark, a prayer to Saint Jude C He's the patron saint of nothingness G There's nothing he can do Ponte: Em7 D C 'Cause it's out of his hands Em7 D C He's not a god, no he is merely a man Am7 D Am7 D And so I'm telling everybody, "I will not come undone" Am7 D Am7 D7 But being so superior is just no fuckin' fun, no! F C G Gsus2 If I had a gun, I think I'm able F C G Gsus2 If I had a gun, I'd know what to do F C G If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable Em A Well nothing really changes, then, that's true Am D Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you Verso 2: G Gsus2 'Cause kids of today Cm They think they're so damn profound C You give them one slim book of Kerouac G And they're ready to expound G On the way of the world Cm On what makes things art C They couldn't find their way around Kentucky G On the map of a human heart Ponte: Em7 D C So it's out of my hands Em7 D C I'm not a god 'cause I will never be a man Am7 D Am7 D And so I'm telling everybody, "I've learnt to fill the hole" Am7 D Am7 D7 I'm baking cakes on Sunday for the teatime of my soul F C G Gsus2 If I had a gun, I think I'm able F C G Gsus2 If I had a gun, I'd know what to do F C G If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable Em A Well nothing really changes, then, that's true Am D Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you Middle 8 Gm/C 'Cause I have a heart G I think it beats Gm/C G I don't say things I do not mean Cm To appear clever G D F Heidi, I'm not you G D F Maybe that's strange to you G D F Fmaj7 Fmaj9 Maybe I'm just strange... Guitar solo, same as first lines of Chorus F C G Gsus2 If I had a gun, I think I'm able F C G Gsus2 If I had a gun, I'd know what to do F C G If I had a gun, I would be perfectly unstable Em A Well nothing really changes, then, that's true Am D Oh Heidi, I am many things, but I thank God I'm not like you