F
I know what you're thinking
Bb
What's Barney been drinking?
Eb C
That girl was smoking hot
F
Yes I coulda nailed her
Bb
But no it's not a failure
Eb C
'Cuz there's one thing she is not
Dm
To score a ten would be just fine
Dm/C#
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
Dm/C Bb Bb/A Bb/G
It's a truth you can't ref-uu-uu-uu-ute
(Bb/G Bb/A Bb C)
F
Nothing suits me like a suit
F
F
Picture a world where
Bb
all the girls and boys
Eb C
Are impeccably well dressed
F Bb
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
Eb C
That puppy in the double-breast
Dm
That '80s dude in mutton chops
Dm/C#
That baby with a lollipop
Dm/C Bb Bb/A Bb/G
That lady cop who's kinda c-uu -uu-uu-te
(Bb/G Bb/A Bb C)
Bb
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Wingman I can wear
Bb/A
They're oh so debonair
Bb/G
The perfect way to snare
F
a girl with daddy issues
(F G A Bb)
Bbm
In navy blue or black
Bbm/A
Check out this perfect rack
Gm F C
I want to give them a squeeze
Gm F
Oh really? Then answer these questions
C
If you please