Intro:G C D C G Em
G
Well if no one ever marries me
C
And I don't see why they should
D
Nurse says I'm not pretty
C G Em
And you know I'm seldom good, seldom good
G
Well if no one ever marries me
C
I shan't mind very much
D
I'll buy a squirrel in a cage
C G
And a little rabbit-hutch
C
If no one marries me
Am G D
If no one marries me
C
If no one marries me
Am G D
If no one marries me
Em
Well if no one marries me
G
I'll have a cottage near a wood
C
And a pony all my own
D
A little lamb quite clean and tame
C G
That I can take to town
G
When I'm really getting old
C
At twenty-eight or nine
D
I'll buy myself a little orphan-girl
C G
And bring her up as mine
C
If no one marries me
Am G D
If no one marries me
C
If no one marries me
Am G D
No one marries me
C
Well if no one marries me
Am G D
Marries me
C
Well if no one marries me
Am G D
Marries me
Em
Well if no one marries me