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The years are going by so fast, it really is bewilderin
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And we ll be so called grown ups and have mortgages and children
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I hope we all gain worldliness, and wisdom, and maturity
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But I hope most of all that MySpace falls into obscurity
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I hope our profiles all go dead, entombed in distant servers
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A monument to our youth, though lacking its observers
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Your page will be an empty shell, when no one is behind it
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I hope your MySpace stays forever, and I hope that your kids find it
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How I hope that you forget about your MySpace
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I hope it slips completely from your mind
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And I hope it stays up long enough for the next generation to find
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And I hope that it embarasses your children
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I hope their bratty friends all forward it around
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And I hope that you forget your password
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So you cannot take it down
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If your kids think you re vaguely square, it will be so much clearer
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When they laugh at the pictures you took in your bathroom mirror
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And all the bands you re listing now, your kids will be exposin
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Who is this Soulja Boy you reference, who s Uh Oh Explosion?
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They ll marvel at how old you are
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They ll rofl at your outfits
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Your style may pass as vintage in the future, though I doubt it
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How I hope that you forget about your MySpace
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I hope it slips completely from your mind
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And I hope it stays up long enough for the next generation to find
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And I hope that it embarasses your children
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I hope their bratty friends all forward it around
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And I hope that you forget your password
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So you cannot take it down
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I hope your cynical kids say, Holy crap this is great!
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These comments date all the way back to 2008!
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I hope they dig through your pictures and find some we might call compromising
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I hope seeing their mom in a swimsuit & smoking a hookah, isnt too traumatising
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But it will be past their comprehension
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They ll ask did grandpa not give you enough attention?
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And who the hell is Tom that guys knows everyone!
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