A G Pass me the lampshade D G D I'm drunk again A G Blew my drug money D G D on a quart of gin A G Well I am a cultured man D G D with tastes, discriminating A G But I'll settle for a tall glass D of anything Riff on A G D G D Fell in love with love and death and darkness If I'm a bad drunk, well it's not for lack of practice There is no, this is no modern romance Cause I'm goin' home in a fuckin' ambulance F# E Well, am I the only one drinkin' D E D tonight? F# E The only one drinkin' D E D tonight? E G Spring break gon'n broke F# its sprung E G D Now I'm the only one Riff on A G D G D A G Mirror and medicine cabinet door D G D Like the hatch of a submarine A G Bottles inside like buttons and dials D G D and tiny back-lit screens A G Bloody footprints on the D bathroom floor A G In a hotel close to the airport F# E Well am I the only one drinkin' D E D tonight? F# E The only one drinkin' D E D tonight E G Despair's an octopus F# with its head in New Hampshire E G D and tentacles everywhere F# E Well am I the only one drinkin' D E D tonight? F# E D The only one drinkin' tonight? X2