A I was sittin’ on a fencepost A slapping on my left knee A chewing on my bubble gum, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp A playing with my yo-yo, do op, do op, do op do op, A and watching the birds fly by A And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold fingers up to show about an inch) A G A I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed one grape”. A And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold hands up to show about 5 inches) A G A I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed two apples”. A And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold hands up to show about 12 inches) A G A I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed three grapefruits”. A And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold hands up to show about 3 feet) A G A I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed four cantaloupes”. A And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold arms out as wide up to as you can.) A G A I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I swallowed five watermelons”. A And then along came Herman the Worm and he was this big. N.C. (Hold fingers up to show about an inch) A G A I asked, “Herman, what happened?” and he said, “I burped!”.