verse 1 G C she run off and took our only chicken G D when I broke jail the house was burnt and bare G C the Japs moved plant back to Osaka G D C some days life just doesn't seem that fair G I don't even care I don't give a damn C G Crystal, hotter than a two dollar pistol D I fixin to start bluffin’ you today C Em Crystal, girl you hear that whistle C D it the sound of the wind blowing through bullet hole in your skull that I just made verse 2 G Am7 C my dreams are all dead and buried G D sometimes I wish the sun would just explode G Am7 C when god comes and calls me to his kingdom G D C I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go G let her blow let her blow