verse 1
C
Get out of bed
C
But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning)
F
If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again
F
You will not care
C
'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally
C
Where only silliness is making forced entry
F G
For the purpose of self-preservation
C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!
verse 2
C
It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted
F
Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor)
C
Your perception is changed like magic
C
So you can flee when the real world causes havoc
F G
It's wacky denial!!
G C
Here at Alfred's Playhouse!
BRIDGE
F
Stalin's signing death lists
G
The Eggburt's taking meth hits and
C
Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere
F
The Wisdom Jar's on acid
G C
The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas
F
Beria's got his truncheon
G
ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!!
C
Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails
F
Burnt Child and Torso who are with
G
Chewy try and force you to
C
Rent us The Sound of Music
C
No, I don't want to
F
Rent us The Sound of Music
G
No, I don't want to
verse 3
C
The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you
F
They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you
C
You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair
C
Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there
F
So forget about the humiliation and shame
F
Your innocence is not being snatched from you
G
Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats
C
AT ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!