Intro: G Verse 1 G C G C Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star, G C G C I made myself a sandwich. G C G C My mommy named it Fred. G C G C It tastes like beans and bacon, G C D And smells like its been dead. (D) G Writing stuff is hard, C G C So I use a pointy pencil. G C Pointy, pointy, pointy, G C Pointy, pointy, point. Bridge: G D P-U what's that horrible smell? G C I have a head, G C It ends in a point. G C Pointy, pointy, pointy, G C Pointy, pointy, point. Verse 1 G C This song is over, G C Except for this line: G C You win this round, D C G Broccoli! End on: G