C Am
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
Dm G
'till I went and blew it,all sky high
Em A7
and now she won't even spare a passing glance
Dm G
all just because I ripped my pants.
C Am
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
Dm G
Spongebob turned into a clown
Em A7
and no girl ever wants to dance
Dm G
with a fool who went and ripped his pants
Em A7
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
Dm Fm
but the pain feels so much worse
Em A7
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
Dm G
then a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns....
C Am
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
Dm G
so listen and you won't regret
Em A7
be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
Dm G G G G C
and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS