Intro C This is what you give me to work with? Em Well, honey, I've seen worse F G We're going to turn this sow's ear C G C D C into a silk purse verse 1 C We'll have you washed and dried C Primped and polished Am G till you glow with pride Em G Trust my recipe for instant bride C You'll bring honor to us all verse 2 C Wait and see C When we're through Am G Boys will gladly go to war for you G With good fortune Em G And a great hairdo C You'll bring honor to us all Bridge 1 G A girl can bring her family C great honor in one way E Am By striking a good match D G And this could be the day verse 3 C Men want girls with good taste C Calm, obedient Am G Who work fast-paced G With good breeding Em G And a tiny waist C You'll bring honor to us all Bridge 2 G We all must serve our Emperor C Who guards us from the Huns E Am A man by bearing arms D G A girl by bearing sons verse 4 C When we're through C You can't fail Like a lotus blossom Am G Soft and pale G How could any fellow Em G Say "No Sale" C You'll bring honor to us all Interlude N.C. There - you're ready N.C. Not yet N.C. An apple for serenity N.C. A pendant for balance C Am C Beads of jade for beauty C Am C You must proudly show it F Dm F Now add a cricket just for luck G Ab And even you can't blow it Verse 5 Db Ancestors Db Hear my plea Db Help me not to make a Bbm Ab fool of me Ab And to not uproot Fm Ab my family tree Ab Keep my father standing tall Ab Scarier than the undertaker A Am A We are meeting our matchmaker Verse 6 D Destiny D Guard our girls D And our future Bm A as it fast unfurls Please look kindly on Gbm A these cultured pearls Bm Each a perfect porcelain doll D Please bring honor to us D Please bring honor to us A Please bring honor to us A Please bring honor to us D Please bring honor to us all