I
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One Monday morning I got up late
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And there was these monkeys outside me gate
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Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
B7 E
The monkeys got free and they ran amok
E B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
II:
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My office was run by ze studio nurse
B7 E
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
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Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance
B7 E
They put buggies in my underpants
E B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E B
Monkeys dance day and night and stew
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
III:
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I ran outside to get a stick
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But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick
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'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
B7 E
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace
E B
- I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
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- For a nickel, I'll give you a clue
E B
- I didn't know your eyes were blue
B7 E
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
IV:
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I went to me bath for a shower and shave
B7 E
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave
A E
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
B7 E
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste
E B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E B
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
V:
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Well by zis time I was feeling dread
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Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
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I asked them to leave but they stayed around
B7 E
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down
E B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E B
Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
VI:
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Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure
B7 E
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
A E
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
B7 E
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew
E B
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E B
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E B
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
B7 E
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
E B
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo
B7 E
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do