verse 1 G Alphabet you $20 D You'll forget that time in college G On a stiff ledge, announcing something D To a bunch of kids bent on collapsing Chorus G "for every famous last word D There are a million last words that no one's ever heard G D For every famous last word there are a million last words And they're last words that no one's heard" Interlude G D verse 2 G Well, you got it stuck in my head, I want mine to sound smart D To ring and ring for hours, To break my mother's heart G Well, you got it stuck in my head, I want mine to sound smart D To ring and ring and ring and ring and ring, to ring and ring and ring Chorus G Cuz there are millions of words D That all sound like other words I could've sworn i heard G There are millions of words D That just don't work as well as that one word Bridge Em A No, i think i'm cracking up Em It's too polished and pretty A Dishonest and lumbering Bm So you can keep sleeping A Just break my apology Bm Into sparks in the air you're breathing A Remember when it used to be my air? Outro D Back before we fought so much G And i proved i wasn't strong enough D To convince myself into convincing you; G I was a prince before the hospital, and then D I was a trapdoor waiting to swallow you G I was a picked lock, a broken bicycle D Immobilized and hanging in place G Bm Just nodding my head and hiding my face in my hands G A D Auditioning my escape plan End on D