***********************-UKIP Calypso tabbed by daveyraver the engine driver - Enjoy!-**************
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Taxpayers’ money where does it go? Not even George Osborne knows,
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when we're in power and we engage, there will be no tax on the minimum wage.
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Leaders committed a cardinal sin, open the borders let them all come in,
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illegal immigrants in every town, stand up and be counted Blair and Brown.
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Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, we can trade with the
world again
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when Nigel is at No. 10.
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The British people have been let down, that’s why Ukip is making ground,
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from Crewe to Cleethorpes, outer Hendon, they don't believe Cameron's referendum.
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Coalition could be a fact, with any party we could make a pact,
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stop telling lies about us do, and we’ll stop telling the truth about you.
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Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, we can trade with the
world again
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when Nigel is at No. 10.
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Though our pensions scheme is in a mess, we need money for the NHS,
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to Jean-Cleade Juncker we’re giving away £55m a day.
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Oh what a farce he won the vote, this is my favourite Juncker quote,
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he looked a reporter straight in the eye and said “when things get serious it's time
to lie”.
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Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, we can trade with the
world again
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when Nigel is at No. 10.
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The EU live in wonderland, tried to ban bent bananas and British jam,
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we don't want jam the EU way, jam yesterday tomorrow but never today
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The daily polls suggest somehow, Ukip are the third party now,
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in the euro elections we were so immersed, we weren't the third party we were the first
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Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, we can trade with the
world again
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when Nigel is at No. 10.
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With the government sitting on the fence, Ukip policy makes more sense,
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to get out of Europe is our target, Commonwealth not common market.
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Other parties please take note, Ukip is not a protest vote,
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so mark your cross and by word of mouth, tell them what to do in Thanet South.
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Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, we can trade with the
world again
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when Nigel is at No. 10.
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With the EU we must be on our mettle, want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles,
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our hairdryers, smart phones and vacuum cleaners, but Ukip is wise to their misdemeanours.
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Farage likes his fags and beer, but there is one thing I want to get clear,
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now I like Nigel, he’s a friend of mine, but he appears more than Dimbleby on Question Time.
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Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, we can trade with the
world again
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when Nigel is at No. 10.
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The other parties will count the cost, in Eastleigh, Thanet, Thurrock and Boston,
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Labour and Tories shaking in their boots when Ukip kick them up the grass roots.
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Meanwhile down at Clacton-on-Sea, Ukip are making history, Douglas Carswell, we're quite adamant,
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will be the first MP in parliament.
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Oh yes, when we take charge, and the new prime minister is Farage, we can trade with the
world again
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when Nigel is at No. 10