Intro: E x8 A x2 Ab G E x4 verse 1: E El Madrid, it's nice to see ya It's really nice to be here A Ab G E I love you all E F Stale beer, fat fucks, smoked out, cowpokes E Sequined mountain ladies A Ab G E I love you all E Put your arms around me, Fiddly digits, itchy britches A Ab G E E I love you all C G B I love you all C G B I love you all C G B I love you all verse 2: E Washrooms smell, they could be cleaner Stench of cigarettes and stale urea A Ab G E I love you all E F Prodigal son waits to return E To where the dogs play pool A Ab G E I love you all Chorus interlude: E A Ab G E E F E A Ab G E I love you all Chorus outro: E