Intro: A D A D D A You foolish little waste of time D A You pucker up like lemon-lime D A I'm sinking into your corduroy D A I saw you kissing the paper boy D A You're smart enough to keep it light D A You call me up with a landmine D A Driving drunk with a baby in the trunk D A And the whole town knows you're no good, You're no good, you're no good, E/B D Hardly ever say 'yes' A Oh baby try the sofa, E/B D Who's gonna clean this up? Probably me, like I always do A You got a poison candy heart (Intro riff again, second verse same as the first) D A You're serious, but wonderful D A Reckless as a chainsaw D A Thrilling in the bedroom D A And I'm average in so many ways D A You only want what's best for you I do too, I do too, I do too E/B D Hardly ever say 'yes' A Oh baby try the sofa, E/B D Who's gonna clean this up? Dm Probably me, like I always do D Dm You got a poison candy heart D You got a poison candy heart A D (Intro) E/B D Hardly ever say 'yes' A Oh baby try the sofa, E/B D Who's gonna clean this up? Dm Probably me, like I always do E/B D You're happiest when I'm not I can live with that E/B D You try to kill us apart A You got a poison candy heart