VERSE I: E B I can’t speak for anybody else A I only represent myself But if I had to say something, E I’d say this party really sucks! B And if you wanted to come here A Then why did you bring me along? Now I’m sitting in this corner A Pretending I know this song Pre-Chorus E B Am I saying the wrong thing? A Am I wearing the wrong thing? Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing? regular strumming E Oh no E B You had me on watch A I wish that you’d stop E I’ve been knocking on wood. E Then there’s me B In my worried shell A You know me so well E But not like you should. VERSE II: (back to barred strumming) E Now you are sitting there, B Your hair looks just like Gwen Stefani’s A You are wearing your tight jeans That you liked more before you met me E But I never said a thing! B I bit and bound my tongue! A Now you’re making out with someone else in front of me like do you think I’m dumb? Pre-Chorus E B And am I saying the wrong thing? A Am I wearing the wrong thing? Am I saying the wrong thing while wearing the wrong thing? A Oh no E You had me on watch B I wish that you’d stop A I’ve been knocking on wood A Then there’s me E In my foolish shell B You know me so well A But not like you should And I would, if you would only ask E So, why don’t you ask? B We usually always get along A I usually only speak in song If only you could speak in song E Then for sure we’d get along B ’cause I am just the same as you A And I get just as restless too But it’s about the altitude Not who is climbing up E B It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh A A It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh E B It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh A A It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh E B It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up, oh A A It’s about the altitude not who is climbing up A But I would never take you to a party if it suckedâ... E And it sucked.