Intro: G
verse 1
Wigglin' man
G
Can't stand still
Gonna chew his hand
G C
Gonna wiggle until
Come a gal, so mellow
C
So true that she'll
G
Let the steam out of the fellow
D C G
Let him have his will
verse 2
Wigglin' man
G
Tryin' to play a song
Chewed up hand
G C
Got the chords all wrong
Come a gal, so mellow
C
So true that she'll
G
Let the steam out of the fellow
D C G
Let him have his will
verse 3
Wigglin' man
G
Crapped out on the floor
Chewed up hand
G C
Always reachin' out for more
"I don't care if she's slender
C
I don't care if she's fat
Don't need no pretender
D C G
Damn sure about that"
verse 4
Wigglin' man
G
In a grave, getting laid
Chewed up hand
G C
Gone grippin' on a blade
Come a gal, so mellow
C
So true that she'll
G
Let the steam out of the fellow
D C G
Let him have his will