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If I had a boat
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I'd go out on the ocean
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And if I had a pony
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I'd ride him on my boat
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And we could all together
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Go out on the ocean
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Me upon my pony on my boat
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If I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single
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I couldn't bring myself to marrying no Dale
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It'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies
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Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail
Chorus
The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea
Chorus
And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
Chorus