VERSE A C D D# E Elvis too hard A C D D# E Thin as nails A C D D# E Jelly slip ons A C D D# E High on rails A C D D# E Comes to my house A C D D# E Across the street A C D D# E Cause he needs some shelter or something to eat PREChorus C Bm A And he hopes to makes it to new york. C Where he can blend into the scenery G the martyrs and the bar flies Am F He's just a pasly on the wall C No one's going to notice him G in his mothers clothes. Am F Em Dear boy there are stranger things than you in New York. VERSE A C D D# E Where's your mother? A C D D# E Where's your dad? A C D D# E What happened to your face boy? A C D D# E Were you really bad? A C D D# E You little faggot. A C D D# E You little queer. A C D D# E I dont care who you are boy A C D D# E But don't be it here PREChorus C Bm A Take me with you to New York. C Where you can blend into the scenery G the martyrs and the bar flies Am F Your just a pasly on the wall C No one's going to notice you G in your mothers clothes. Am F Em Dear boy there are stranger things than you in New York. VERSE A C D D# E Play with Barbie A C D D# E Dance the stage A C D D# E Work the hill behind the ledge A C D D# E At such an age A C D D# E You're not a warrior A C D D# E No you're not a chief A C D D# E You're a Indian man A C D D# E With a purple cheek PREChorus C Bm Am Off you go now to New York. C Where you can blend into the scenery G the martyrs and the bar flies Am F Your just a pasly on the wall C No one's going to notice you G in your mothers clothes. Am F Dear boy there are stranger things than you C It's a heart among the thinkers G Pushing out the life blood Am F For the Liberties for those who are abandoned. C So find yourself a crooked friend G and wear a stupid hat Am F Dear boy there are strangers things than you Em in New York A C D D# E (4x)