G Am Last night I told you I loved you C Woke up blamed it on the vodka G Am I genuinely thought I was dying C And I could see that smile you were hiding G Am Last night I told you I need you C That's the last time I drink tequila G Am Super lemon and his physic salt kit C I start crying and verbally assaulting G Am Last night I asked you to marry me C That's when I remembered the brandy G Am I wake up and claim I didn't say it C Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas G D Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Em C Drinking too much and socially smoking G D Wish I could stop and start to behave Em And then wake up in the morning C And never miss a day again G Am Last night I called you a loser C I think that was after flaming sambuca G Am I shouted at you "do me a favor" C And that's when I fell off the pavement G D Wish I could stop and I'm not joking Em C Drinking too much and socially smoking G D Wish I could stop and start to behave Em And then wake up in the morning C And never miss a day again G Am Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth C Wake up in the morning and be in my own house G Am Do one last shot and know when to stop C No more photo's on facebook of me doing the robot G Am Know when to leave and when to lock my front door C Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people G Am Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend C But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I G D Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking Em C I love drinking too much and socially smoking G D Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen Em C And hey I just missed another day again End on: G