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I got something in my head
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A plate of steel oh man they said I was almost dead
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I got something in my eye
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I'd scratch it but the cast has my good hand inside.
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She's a pretty little catch
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I like the way her hair fits right inside her nurse's cap
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Her breath smells like gum
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Juicy, juicy fruit if my jaw wasn't wired I'd have me some
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And nothing good happens to me
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Yeah nothing good happens to me
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Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me
E
But it's alright
G
Yeah it's alright
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Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see
E
But it's alright
G
Yeah it's alright
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The sun comes up and I'm alive
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She holds the doors the throng of visitors arrive
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And when it's dusk she brings me treats
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The jello's old and warm but her face is young and oh so sweet
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And nothing good happens to me
D A B F#
Yeah nothing good happens to me
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Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me
E
But it's alright
G
Yeah it's alright
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Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see
E
That it's alright
G
Yeah it's alright
E G
I will recover in the same way
D C B
I learned to ride my bike
C
I was five!
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The day it finally arrives
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The cast comes off and I am no longer mummified
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And there she is but there she goes
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Another patient rolls in just as the door swings closed
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Nothing good happens to me
D A B F#
Yeah nothing good happens to me
D A B F#
Baby I'm shakin' will you take care of me
E
But it's alright
G
Yeah it's alright
D A B F#
Maybe I'll make it out we'll just have to see
E
That it's alright
G
Yeah it's alright
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Baby I'm bleedin' and I've broken my knees
E
But it's alright
G
Yeah it's alright
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Baby I'm fakin' and I won't have to leave
E
But it's alright (It's alright)
G
Yeah it's alriiiiiight
D A B F#
It's alright
D A B F#
(Nothing good happens to me) It's alright
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(Nothing good happens to me) Nothing good happens to me
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(Nothing good happens to me) I wish that something good would happen to meeeeeeeeeeeee yeah
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yeah
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