verse 1
E
To marry a beautiful woman these days,
A E
Is just like a murder crime
A
To marry a beautiful woman these days,
E
Is just like a murder crime
B7
If you lookin' for a real good woman,
A E B7
Boy you just wastin' time
verse 2
E
First she don't know how to sweeten your coffee,
A E
She can't even make up your bed
A
She don't know how to sweeten your coffee,
E
She can't make up your bed
B7
She can't even roast your meat
A E B7
And how she mess up your bread
verse 3
E
Next she can't bake cornbread,
A E
She can't even boil beef stew
A
She can't even bake cornbread,
E
She can't boil beef stew
B7
Man if your woman is beautiful and dumb,
A E B7
That don't mean a thing to you
verse 4
E
My gal baked me some bread this morning,
A E
The bread refused to rise
A
My gal baked me some bread this morning,
E
The bread refused to rise
B7
The crust was tough on the bread,
A E B7
Was as the rubber on a Maxwell tyre
verse 5
E
Some men crave beautiful women,
A E
But in my life it's not worthwile
A
Some men crave beautiful women,
E
But in my life it's not worthwile
B7
After all they're just beautiful,
A E
Ain't got sense of a newborn child