Tab by: Aaron Meredith ~ = let ring / = slide up b = bend note r = return note bend Chords used: () (G) (Em) (C) (D) (Am) (Am7) (Cmaj7) (Em/G#) e|--|---3-----3-----3-----2-----0-----0-------0-------0-----| B|--c---3-----3-----3-----3-----1-----1-------0-------0-----| G|--a---0-----0-----0-----2-----2-----0-------0-------0-----| D|--p---0-----2-----2-----0-----2-----2-------2-------2-----| A|--o---2-----2-----3-----0-----0-----0-------3-------4-----| E|--|---3-----0-----x-----x-----x-----x-------x-------x-----| Intro Rhythm: G - Em - C - D = 2x's Intro solo: (played several times during song) e|--|-------3--/5--3~-------3---5b--b5r-3---3--| B|--c---3-5-------------3-5---------------5----| G|--a------------------------------------------| D|--p------------------------------------------| A|--o------------------------------------------| E|--|------------------------------------------| e|--|-------3--/5--3~-------3---5b--b5r-3-------| B|--c---3-5-------------3-5---------------5--3~-| G|--a-------------------------------------------| D|--p-------------------------------------------| A|--o-------------------------------------------| E|--|-------------------------------------------| Verse 1: D G C Lost my job, came home mad got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad, D G C She said, I can go to work until you find another job, D G C I thought, I like the sound of that, watch tv and take long naps, Am Am7 C D go from a hard working dad, to being mister mom, well Chorus: G Em C D Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, G Em C D Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine, G Em C D There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, Cmaj7 Em/G# D G - Em - C - D Been crazy all day long, and it's only Monday, Mister Mom, Verse 2: D G C Football, soccer and ballet, squeeze in scouts and PTA, and there's, D G C That shopin list she left that's seven pages long, D G C How much smoke can one stove make, the kids won't eat my charcoal cake, Am Am7 C D It's more than any man can take. Being Mister Mom, cause, Chorus: G Em C D Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, G Em C D Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine, G Em C D There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, Cmaj7 Em/G# D G Been crazy all day long, and it's only Monday, Mister Mom, Solo rhythm: G - Em - C - D = 2x's) Solo: (electric guitar-light overdrive-no capo) e|---------6-------6-----------------------6--------| B|-6---6-------6------6-----------------------6~~---| G|-5b--5b------5b-----5br--3-3-------3-5b----b5r~---| D|------------------------------3-5h----------------| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| e|----------6------------------------------------13---------13-13b~..| B|-6---6-------6----6-------------------11~--13b----b13r-11----------| G|-5b--5b------5b--b5r--3--------3--/12------------------------------| D|--------------------------3-5h-------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------| Bridge: Am Am7 G Before I fall into bed tonight, if the dog didn't eat the classified's, Em/G# D I'm gonna look just one more time, Ending: G Em C D Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, G Em C D Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time, breakfast six, naps at nine, G Em C D There's bubble gum in the baby's hair, sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, Cmaj7 Em/C# Cmaj7 Been crazy all day long, oh been crazy all day long, Am7 D G - Em - C - D = 2x's and it's only Monday, Mister Mom, G Em C D Balancin checkbooks, juggling bills, thought there was nothin to it, G Em C D G-Em -C-D =2x Baby now I know how you feel, What I don't know is how you do it, G Honey, you're my hero