verse 1
D
Well I don't think it'll work
F#m
Were the last words she ever heard
G A
Before she fell into the arms of foxy Phil
D
And it would've been all right
F#m
If she hadn't stayed the night
G A
Or she'd thought about the morning after pill
verse 2
D
And she's trying to do the right thing
F#m
Yeah she's trying hard to think
G A
But she isn't getting further than the lonely kitchen sink
D
He switches on the telly
F#m
And he's watching ITV
G
While she washes up the dishes
A
That she used to make his tea
Pre-Chorus
Em A
But it won't be long
D
Until she raises a smile
F#m
Just for Jeremy Kyle
G A
And the whole world stares at you
D Bm
Can't you see she's coming through
G
No she don't belong to you
You made her make up run
A
She's saved by a chatshow
D Bm
He kissed her sister so she says
G
He's had far too many lays
But she's breaking out
A
She's saved by a chatshow
Instrumental
D F#m D A (2x)
verse 3
D F#m
Well Phil is down the snooker and he's polishing his cue
G A
While she's singing lullabies thinks can I see this through
D
Well Phil he's potted everything
F#m
He's had a right good night
G
But he's downed a few too many
A
So it's home to start a fight
Pre-Chorus
Em A
But it won't be long
D
Until she raises a smile
F#m
Just for Jeremy Kyle
G A
And the whole world stares at you
D Bm
Can't you see she's coming through
G
No she don't belong to you
You made her make up run
A
She's saved by a chatshow
D Bm
He kissed her sister so she says
G
He's had far too many lays
But she's breaking out
A
She's saved by a chatshow
Bridge
A#
Saved by a chatshow
A
Saved by a chatshow
A#
Saved by a chatshow
A
Saved by a chatshow
A#
Saved by a chatshow
A
Saved by a chatshow
A#
Saved by a chatshow
D Bm
Can't you see she's coming through
G
No she don't belong to you
You made her make up run
A
She's saved by a chatshow
D Bm
He kissed her sister so she says
G
He's had far too many lays
But she's breaking out
A
She's saved by a chatshow
D