Intro: D Cm Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb Cm Eb
Verso 1:
Cm Eb
Hello there, Spencer
Cm Ab
I see you, you boy, boy
Cm Eb
I see you, Spencer
Cm D
With my eyes
F E Eb D
You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer
F E Eb
You plan them, and build them on blue paper
D
And hand them to me
Cm Eb
And then I dream them, Spencer
Cm Ab
That's what you do for me
Cm Eb
Thank you for that, Spencer
Cm D
You prick
Gm Bb Gm Bb
I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb Gm Am F
Ohh-ooh-ooh
F E Eb D
Avada kedavra, Spencer, to you, Spencer
F E Eb D
Avada kedavra to you, Spencer
Verso 2:
Cm Eb
You think you're something special, Spencer?
Cm Ab
You think you're something brand new?
Cm Eb
But you're old oats, Spencer
Cm D
You're old, dry, stale oats, Spencer
Gm Bb
I'm a magician, Spencer
Gm Bb
A furious magician
Bb Gm Am F
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
F#m D Bm Gm
Ponte:
Eb D
You're a tall glass of water, aren't you, Spencer?
Eb D Bb Cm D
You boy, precious boy
Eb D C
I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, and I want your teeth
Eb C
For the Federal Reserve
Eb C
I'm cutting interest rates in half, Spencer
Eb D
And I need your teeth
Verso 3:
Cm Eb
I'll admit, Spencer, you're handsome
Cm Ab
But what have you done with it?
Cm Eb
You think you can mock me, Spencer?
Cm D
Do you?
F E
Do you think you can mock me, Spencer?
Eb D
Do you think you can capture my essence
F E
And throw it back at me with
Eb D
Humor and rhetorical devices?
Well, you can't, Spencer
Cm Eb
You don't know what I'm capable of
Cm Ab
I need your teeth
Cm Eb
For my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer
Cm D
I'm Ben Bernanke
Gm Bb
I'm a magician, Spencer
Gm Bb
A furious magician
Bb Gm Am F
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo
F E Eb D
Are you proud of your country?
F E Eb D
Are you proud of your country?
Interlude
Cm Eb Cm Ab
I'll bet you are, pretty little boy
Cm Eb
Sitting up there in your high chair
Cm D
Demanding more applesauce
Gm Bb Gm Bb
Well you've already got enough applesauce, Spencer!
Bb Gm A F
There's plenty of applesauce on your plate
F#m D Bm Gm
Ponte:
Eb D
I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, on the lips
Eb D Bb Cm D
You sexy little rattlesnake, you naughty little baby boy
Eb D
You rambunctious little infant
C Eb C Eb
My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer
C
You know what that's like?
Eb D D
You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?
D D D
Breakdown
D D D Gm Gm Gm
You boy, Spencer
F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm
Spencer... (Spencer... ) (Spencer.)
F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm F# Gm Gm Gm
(OH MY GOD!)
F# Gm Gm D
You tall drink of water
Spencer
Gm Bb Gm Bb
I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb Gm Am F
Ohh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Gm Bb Gm Bb
I'm a magician, Spencer, a furious magician
Bb Gm
Magician
Am F F#m
Magician...
Outro
Eb D
I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna spank you silly...