C Dm My Everest is not in Nepal Bb Am She's sleeping in the bedroom second right down the hall C Dm Ed Hillary couldn't crack this nut Bb Am He'd be hiding in the loungeroom with the rest of us G F May we say god save the queen C F Because nothing will save me Am F G Dm Because nothing will save me C Dm I've got a hole the size of france Bb Am and it sits across my heart like a black expanse C Dm No gravity exists in there Bb Am It could suck you right inside straight up off your chair G F May we say god save the queen C F Because nothing will save me Am F G Dm Because nothing will save me G F May we say god save the queen C F Because nothing will save me Am F G Dm G Dm Because nothing will save me F E Am C If I were you I'd write a letter to my local MP F E Am Saying I'm so cruel that if they had sense C They would lock me up G Dm G Dm.... C Dm My Everest is not in Nepal Bb Am She's sleeping in the bedroom second right down the hall C Dm Ed Hillary couldn't crack this nut Bb Am He'd be hiding in the loungeroom with the rest of us G F May we say god save the queen C F Because nothing will save me Am F G Dm Because nothing will save me G F May we say god save the queen C F Because nothing will save me Am F G Dm G Dm ... Am Because nothing will save me