Intro: F C F A# G C verse 1 (Guy) C F C If I could talk just as fast as I think A# I'd have you quick as a wink F C G C Cause I think I'm a feller you ought to know better A# Gm C And I'd like to buy you a drink verse 2 F And the thing we ought to be doin' A# Is sittin' here pitchin' and a wooin' C Well I could say some things that would tickle you pink D F# G If I could talk as fast as I think verse 3 (Girl) C If you could do everything that you say F You might get the time of day G But so far buddy your lines are all muddy Dm D G And I wish you'd just go away verse 4 C I can handle insistence F But kindly please keep your distance G And as long as you're here you might as well stay C If you can do everything that you say (Both) F Let's keep talkin' all night C We're a man and a woman, at least that's right D And these days you can't take a chance G C At just anything walkin' in pants Instrumental F C A# C Gm C A# G C F A# F C F Verse 5 (Guy) F If I could walk just as fast as I talk A#m A# I'd amble you out to the dock C And we'd watch all the fishes and make a few wishes A# G C D And mine might give you a shock Verse 6 F Cause the things you're apt to be hearin' A# Are ever so sweet and endearin' F C You'd have to guard your heart with a key and a lock F F# G If I could walk as fast as I talk Verse 7 (Girl) C If you could kiss just as good as you lie F C Well I might just give you a try G But you're just braggin' and you're tongue is a waggin' F D G Like a silly flirt when he's high Verse 8 C I have trouble conceivin' F Of you and me up and leavin' G D G But as long as you're here you might as well buy C If you can kiss just as good as you lie (Both) F Let's keep a talkin' all night C We're a man and a woman, at least that's right D And these days you can't take a chance G C At just anything walkin' in pants Instrumental C F A# C G C F A# C F Verse 9 (Both) F If we could film everything that we see A# We'd all be on the T.V. G C G It's a little bit foolish and sort of high schoolish A# G C But everyone seems to agree verse 10 F Though there ain't much new to be sayin' A# The game is still worth the playin' C We could laugh at ourselves and this whole comedy F If we could film everything that we see Outro (Guy) C But I'd still say things that would tickle you pink F If I could talk as fast as I think