You Can't Fight The Homestuck Chords

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You Can't Fight The Homestuck by Kylee Henke is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of G. It uses the chords G, D, Am, C, Em and Dsus2. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.

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G
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16
Speed
  			Intro 

G  D  Am  C  x4 


verse 1 
G 
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde 
D 
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond 
      Am 
Jade Harley, Dave Strider 
               C 
They all play Sburb and end the world. 
G 
Harlequin, Nanna, Bro 
D 
Mom, Dad, Youth roll 
Am 
Grandpa, Pesterchum 
C 
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro 

G  D  Am  C 

verse 2 
G 
Heat and clockwork, wind and shade 
D 
Frost and frogs, light and rain 
Am 
Vagabond and Mendicant 
C 
Renegade, consorts and Denizens 
G 
Skaia, four-thirteen 
D 
Countdown to the Reckoning 
Am 
Derse and Prospit Carapaces 
C 
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 


verse 3 
G 
Jasper's secret, Davesprite 
D 
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines 
Am 
Good dog, best friend 
      C 
Jack causes many people's ends. 
G 
Black Queen, nak nak 
D 
Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap 
Am 
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew 
C 
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU? 


verse 4 
G 
Lil' Cal, babies 
D 
Ecto-biology 
Am 
Apple juice, Pupa Pan 
C 
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans 
G 
Doc Scratch, Snowman 
   D 
I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! 
Am 
God tiers. March drag 
C 
who even is this douchebag? 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 


Verse 5 
Am 
Exploring with Aradia 
Em 
Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta 
Am 
Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab 
D 
Gamzee's got issues with his dad 
Am 
Equius, Feferi 
Em 
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen 
     Am 
She slices Eri-dan in half 
     D                   Dsus2 D 
And Vriska is a bad-ass 


Verse 6 
G 
Shipping charts, sick fires 
D 
All the irons in the fire 
Am 
Buckets, squiddles, angels 
C 
All the lusii get culled 
G 
Faygo, recupercoons 
D 
Horrorterrors kill you 
Am 
Troll Jegus, killer clowns 
C 
Mobius double reach around 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 


Verse 7 
G 
Matesprits, auspistice 
D 
Moirail, kismesis 
Am 
Betty Crocker, ICP 
C 
Dead Daves are the enemy! 
G 
Green sun, Alpha-verse 
D 
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk 
Am 
UU, princely tights 
     C 
Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ 


Verse 8 
G                    D 
Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus 
Am 
Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer 
       C 
Can't outrun what's already here! 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 


Verse 9 
G 
Dream bubbles, Shenanigans 
D 
All who die come back again 
Am 
T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS 
C 
HONK honk, scary wolf heads 
G 
Cue balls, magic dogs 
D 
The universe is a frog 
Am 
Felt mob and fairies 
C 
Lord English killed Hussie 


verse 10 
Am 
Troll cops, Thresh Prince 
Em 
Don't screw with the Condesce! 
Am 
Scalemates, rap wars 
D 
Blowing up the Tumor 
Am 
Zillyhoo, shaving cream 
Em 
Echeladder, Science beam 
Am 
Cascade, Morse code 
D                    C 
This fandom's about to explode! 


Bridge 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
Am            C              G                       D                      Am 
And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, 
    C 
and on! 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 

Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 
    	

Chord diagrams

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Metronome

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