Intro A5 E5 A5 - A5 E5 A5 - D5 A5 D5 A5 - D5 A5 E5 A5 Well, my name it is a number E5 A5 It's on a piece of plastic film A5 And I've been growin' funny flowers E5 A5 Outside on my little window sill D5 A5 D5 A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man D5 A5 E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all A5 You know, my wife still respects me E5 A5 Even though I really misuse her A5 I am having an affair E5 A5 With the Random computer D5 A5 D5 A5 But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man D5 A5 E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all A5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5 Oh daddy, proud of your planet A5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5 Oh mommy, proud of your sun A5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5 Oh daddy, proud of your planet A5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5 Oh mommy. proud of your sun D5 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' B5 Like they did when you were young A5 D5 D5 A5 Or did they come down crashin' E5 B5 E5 Seeing all the things you'd done E5 B5 E5 Spacin' out and havin' fun A5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5 Oh daddy, proud of your planet A5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5 Oh mommy, proud of your sun A5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5 Oh daddy, proud of your planet A5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5 Oh mommy. proud of your sun D5 Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin' B5 Like they did when you were young A5 D5 D5 A5 Or did they come down crashin' E5 B5 E5 Seeing all the things you'd done E5 B5 E5 Spacin' out and havin' fun D5 A5 D5 A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man D5 A5 E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all D5 A5 D5 A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man D5 A5 E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all E5 Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me D5 E5 D5 A5 D5 A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man D5 A5 E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all D5 E5 D5 A5 D5 A5 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man D5 A5 E5 And my kids, they just don't understand me at all A5 D5 A5 (Before End) D5 A5 D5 A5 I'm a 2,000 man, D5 A5 D5 A5 I'm a 2,000 man D5 A5 D5 A5 I'm a 2,000 man, D5 A5 A5 I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000