Verse B F# G#m F# E I hope you've got a health care plan and if you don't I understand G F#m B But I got a question for ya', does your hideout have a covered lot? F# G#m F# E And here's the hours I'm looking for, a part time shift from noon to four G F# But not on Tuesdays cuz that's when I Dungeon Master for my friends B F# G#m F# E Do I qualify for this?, Well let me tell you what you've missed G F#m B I fired lasers from a sub, one year I blew a whole bridge up F# G#m F# E I spent a month up on the moon, raised in rank peon to goon G F# A I could've gone much higher, except for the fact my boss was burned a-live By a man shooting magma from his hands E B I saw my job go up in a flame and it's a shame Chorus F# A I'm curious what you pay and I could start today E B Have faith in what's inside like Cringer turning in to Battle Cat F# A So here I am again and with this leaky pen I summarize my skill set E G F# B Realize my path in life is set: I'll always be a henchman Verse B F# G#m F# E You ask me what it is I'd do if I saw someone steal from you G F#m B I'd stab him in his back and take it for myself, of course, you see F# G#m F# E I know that's what you'd want to hear, so drop a line to Señor Fear G F#m Is Dr. Hatred in your Five? He'll eat your bill alive A So you better call now before he heads underground E B To fight the troglodytes in their cave, he's got a full plate Chorus F# A Is there 401k? And dental would be great E Boints disconnect like Voltron, I've got bum knees not lions to stand on B F# A So here I am again, I love the feng shui in this den E I've worked for Psycho Possum. Compared to his your place is awesome G F# B Oh, I'll always be a henchman Bridge A Other guys have weeks vacations E A E I work for dudes with lacerations on their faces A These people they have aspirations E They want to rule a private nation A E E B When the screws you have are loose, what else you gonna do? Verse B F#m G#m Appreciate your time today, there's not much more to say Hope I'm what you're looking for though E You'll find I'm handy just like Panthro Chorus G F#m B Oh, I'll always be henchman B G F#m B Oh oh oh oh oh, I'll always be a henchman B G F#m B Oh oh oh this is what I do, I'll always be a henchman B G F#m B This is who I am, I'll always be a henchman