VERSE 1: C C6 If my friends could see me now, driving round just like a film star, C7 G In a chauffeur-driven jam-jar, they would laugh. Dm7 G7 C G They would all be saying that itâ??s not really me. Dm7 G7 C G They would all be asking who Iâ??m trying to be. C C6 If my friends could see me now, looking out my hotel window, C7 F Dressed in satin strides and two-tone daisy roots. F C Dm7 C If my friends could see me now I know they would smile. C G7 Am C7 | F Dm | Sitting in my hotel, hiding from the dramas of this great big world. Am E7 Am C7 | F C | Dm7 C | Seven storeys high, looking at the world go by-y. C G7 Am Sitting in my hotel room, thinking â??bout the countryside C7 | F Dm | and sunny days in June Am E7 Am C7 | F C | Dm7 C | Trying to hide the gloom, sitting in my hotel room. VERSE2: C C6 If my friends could see me now, dressing up in my bow-tie, C7 G Prancing round the room like some outrageous poof. Dm7 G7 C G They would tell me that Iâ??m just being used. Dm7 G7 C G They would ask me what Iâ??m trying to prove. C C6 They would see me in my hotel, watching late shows â??til the morning, C7 F Writing songs for old-time vaudeville revues. F C Dm7 C All my friends would ask me what itâ??s all leading to. C G7 Am C7 | F Dm | Sitting in my hotel, looking through the window at the people in the street. Am E7 Am C7 | F C | Dm7 C | Seven storeys high, looking at the world go by-y. Am E7 Am C7 | F C | Dm7 C | Sitting in my hotel, looking at the world outside. ENDING: C C6 If my friends could see me now, they would try to understand me, C7 F They would ask what on earth Iâ??m trying to prove. F C Dm7 C All my friends would ask me what itâ??s all leading to.