Intro: D
Verse
D
Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I can't say that I'm thrilled
G D
I never dated Wynona Ryder, and I probably never will
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but I'm better off than some
A D
Well I might be frickin' forty, but you're frickin' forty-one
verse 2
D
Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, All the kids call me 'old man'
G D
I need glasses and alkaseltzer and a frickin' prostate exam
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but I'm better off than you
A D
Well I might be frickin' forty, but you're frickin' forty-two
Solo
D G D A D
verse 3
D
Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I'm a petered out Peter Pan
G D
And sometimes I feel foolish, I make my livin' singing with this band
I guess I'm frickin' forty, That's what my mama said
A D
But Bruce Springsteen's frickin' sixty-two and the Stones are almost dead
verse 4
D
Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I can't say that I'm thrilled
G D
But still I'm a buck wild lovin' cowboy, I don't need them little blue pills
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but it ain't no thing to me
A D
Well I might be frickin' forty, hell, I'm lying, I'm forty-three