E
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
A E
Everything that could go, did go wrong
A E
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
E A E
Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but I shit myself instead
A E
And the fucking misses going off her fucking head
E A
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
E A E
and running to the dunny like a bastard trying to hold it in with me finger up me arse
A E
skidding past the kids and them little cunts laughing
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
E
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
A E
Everything that could go, did go wrong
A E
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
E A E
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
C F
F C F
No hot water had to take a cold shower
Bb C F
scrubbing shit from every orifice took a fucking hour
Bb F
then fuck fuck fuck no fucking towels
G C
had an absolute cunt of a day
C F
pulling on me jeans and tripped
Bb F
busted me nose and split me fucking lip
C F
got me cock caught in me fucking zip
F C F
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
F
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
Bb F
Everything that could go, did go wrong
Bb F
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
F C F
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
G
G D G
then driving me self to the docs
C G
packet of tissues wrapped around me cock
C G
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
A D
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
G D G
the bastards didn't even let me explain
C G C G
just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no fucking phone call, no fucking bail!
G D G
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
G
I've had an absolute cunt of a day
C G
Everything that could go, did go wrong
C G
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song
G D G
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
E
A D A
so your honor that's how it is that's exactly how it started and how it ended all up here,
D A
and you bastards laugh and ain't making it too easy
D E A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A
and i'm in too much fucking pain to plead
D A
and i don't give a fuck if you don't believe me
D A D
just take me out the back and fucking shoot me please!
E D A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
D A
everything that could go did go wrong,
D A E D A
so if i'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song iv'e had an absolute cunt of a day
A E A
iv'e had an absolute cunt of a, just another one of them, iv'e had an absolute cunt of a days