Tabbed 5/4/05
Not 100% positive on this, so corrections most definitely welcome.
NOTE: Chords in parentheses are ones you don't have to use, but I think those base notes
are played in those spots. Can't be certain. Sounds good without them, too.
INTRO: G (piano part)
G Cadd9 G G/F# (2x)
G
Well mamma was exhausted after she had me
(G/F#) G
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
G (G/F#) G
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
D
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G/
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L"
G Cadd9
G
By the second grade I was five foot two
(G/F#) G
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
G (G/F#) G
And the coaches had me playin' high school football
D
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL
G/
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L"
C
Double X-L, double X-L
G
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C
Double X-L, double X-L
D (let ring)
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G/
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
INTRO
G
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
(G/F#) G
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
C
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
G (G/F#) G
They want a real man with meat on his bones
D
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells
G/
They say "oooh brrrr we love a double X-L"
CHORUS
Kkick ass guitar solo (VERSE chords, but don't stop on last G)
CHORUS
D
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
G (let ring)
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G/
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L
INTRO
Triple X-L, too